How Newton discovered a way to control gravity.

Posted by Newton on 1146638943

When Newton realised, that an apple falling from a tree, produced gravity he also figured away to control gravity (boy that apple hit him hard).

So how??

well he let gravity take its toll on the apple, which produced time and the apple falls from the tree, due to gravity moving the sun, so making day and night an the apple grows and harvests.

Well Newton being a clever cookie, worked out if he could stick a barrel under the tree, when the apples fell in to the barrel, he could count them and he would have a time measurement system. Lol

The first apple clock!!

Yet something went wrong!!!

In this he made a new chemical that gave him control over time and gravity.

Then Newton found when he drank this magic liquid he too could have control over gravity, much like the apple had done he had first seen, because when he drank his magic liquid.......... he to fell on the ground!!

Just as the apple had done, so giving Newton this magical power over gravity!

This was due to extra gravity, produced by extra time and this amazing apple that landed on his head.

You see this is why no man drinks old apples and talks about new things, for he looks to the past, when the apple fell.

Else he looks to the past when he was told to not eat rotten apples as snakes do, yet disregarded it, got drunk and found gravity, also for many of us trapping us in the past, never letting us Go of it, as you re-live it each time you drink your magic gravity juice, which gives you power over going backwards in time.

P.s in respect of any people in the Bible who agree with drinking I stand against them 100%, it is the Soma of this world (brave new world) and a way to control the masses.

So free your self stop it!